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Posted on 18th Jun at 2:42 PM, with 222,748 notes

butteredtopcorn:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

“no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs”

Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”

Posted on 12th Jun at 2:22 PM, with 10,263 notes
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If I had it my way, I’d be a morning person. I’d drink more water, eat my vegetables, and get at least 8 hours of sleep. I’d text/call people back immediately in stead of waiting 3 days. I’d do my work and relax after instead of just relaxing and ignoring my work. I would go on walks, visit old friends, say yes to dinner with attractive men, and go to that local museum I’ve always said I want to go to. I’d wear sunscreen, I’d dance in public more often, and maybe I’d plant a flower garden. I would have the energy to experience life rather than settle for sleep walking through it. I’d wake up early and not waste a single minute of my day because life is short and people are only people for an extent. Time is definite and precious.

If I could change one thing about myself, I’d be a morning person.

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Posted on 27th Aug at 12:38 AM, with 444,791 notes

bregma:

kevinrfree:

charlienight:

commanderbishoujo:

bogleech:

prokopetz:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

truthandglory:

assbanditkirk:

whoa canada

someone needs to turn down that sass level

Two things to know about Canada!

  1. We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
  2. We are sorry if you don’t

fun story about the reason they do that (at least in America)

once this lady spilled her McDonald’s coffee on herself and ended up getting like 3rd degree burns and since there was no warning on the cup she was able to claim she didn’t know it would be hot (or at least that hot) and won a lawsuit against McDonald’s for $1 million

That’s what the media smear campaign against her would have you believe, anyway. The truth of the matter is that the McDonald’s in question had previously been cited - on at least two separate occasions - for keeping their coffee so hot that it violated local occupational health and safety regulations. The lady didn’t win her lawsuit because American courts are stupid; she won it because the McDonald’s she bought that coffee from was actively and knowingly breaking the law with respect to the temperature of its coffee at the time of the incident.

(I mean, do you have any idea what a third-degree burn actually is? Third-degree burns involve “full thickness” tissue damage; we’re talking bone-deep, with possible destruction of tissue. Can you even imagine how hot that cup of coffee would have to have been to inflict that kind of damage in the few seconds it was in contact with her skin?)

Yeah I’m tired of people joking about either the “stupid” woman who didn’t know coffee was hot or the “greedy” woman making up bullshit to get money.

She was hideously injured by hideous irresponsibility, it was an absolutely legitimate lawsuit and the warning on the cups basically allows McDonalds to claim no responsibility even if it happens again. Every other company followed suit to cover their asses.

So they can still legally serve you something that could sear off the end of your tongue or permanently demolish the front of your gums and just give you a big fat middle finger in court. “The label SAID it would be HOT, STUPID.”

obligatory reblog for the great debunking of the usual ignorance spouted about this case

obligatory mention that the media smear campaign to twist teh facts on this case and get public opinion against the victim was deliberate and fueled by the right wing tort reform movement

it was seized upon to limit the rights of consumers to hold giant corporations accountable for wrongdoing

watch the documentary Hot Coffee, it lays out all of the facts and examines the response to this case and explains why everything you think you know about this case is bullshit, and explains why tort reform is bullshit in an entertaining and informative manner

The woman injured in Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants was 79 years old at the time of her injuries, and suffered third-degree burns to the pelvic region (including her thighs, buttocks, and groin), which in combination with lesser burns in the surrounding regions caused damage to an area totaling a whopping 22% of her body’s surface. These injuries that required two years of intensive medical care, including multiple skin grafts; during her hospitalization, Stella Liebeck lost around 20% of her starting body weight.

She was uninsured and sued McDonald’s Restaurants for the cost of her past and projected future medical care, an estimated $20,000. The corporation offered a settlement of $800, a number so obviously ridiculous that I’m not even going to dignify it with any further explanation.

The settlement number most often quoted is not the amount that the corporation actually paid; the jury in the first trial suggested a payment equal to a day or two of coffee revenues for McDonald’s, which at the time totaled more than $1 million per diem. The judge reduced the required payout to around $640,000 in both compensatory and punitive damages, and the case was later settled out of court for less than $600,000.

Keep in mind that at the time, McDonald’s already had over 700 cases of complaints about coffee-related burns on file, but continued to sell coffee heated to nearly 200 degrees Fahrenheit (around 90 degrees Celsius) as a means of boosting sales (their selling point was that one could buy the coffee, drive to a second location such as work or home, and still have a piping hot beverage). This in spite of the fact that most restaurants serve coffee between 140 and 160 degrees Fahrenheit (60 to 71 degrees Celsius), and many coffee experts agree that such high temperatures are desirable only during the brewing process itself.

The Liebeck case was absolutely not an example of litigation-happy Americans expecting corporations to cover their asses for their own stupidity, but we seem determined to remember it that way. It’s an issue of liability, and the allowable lengths of capitalism, and even of the way in which our society is incredibly dangerous for and punitive towards the uninsured, but it was not and is not a frivolous suit. Please check your assumptions and do your research before you turn a burn victim’s suffering into a throwaway punchline.

jesus, i actually didn’t know about any of this, thanks for clearing that up

Posted on 11th May at 5:20 PM, with 4,191 notes
"A writer who waits for ideal conditions under which to work will die without putting a word on paper."
E. B. White, “The Art of the Essay No. 1”  (via jacklighting)
Posted on 16th Apr at 3:00 PM, with 2 notes
hey there

I know I haven’t really been that active lately but I just wanted to say I’m still alive. in the middle of finals and daily double practices, but I’m alive. also, I recently reached 100 followers and I was going to do a big thank you post because holy shit 100 people but I didn’t. but thanks you guys (:

I’ll survive. I guess.

Posted on 27th Mar at 3:04 AM, with 67,238 notes
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1. Don’t think that being published will make you happy. It will for four weeks, if you are lucky. Then it’s the same old fucking shit.

2. Hemingway was fucking wrong. You shouldn’t write drunk. (See my third novel for details.)

3. Hemingway was also right. ‘The first draft of everything is shit.’

4. Never ask a publisher or agent what they are looking for. The best ones, if they are honest, don’t have a fucking clue, because the best books are the ones that seemingly come from nowhere.

5. In five years time the semi-colon is going to be nothing more than a fucking wink.

6. In five years time every fucking person on Twitter will be a writer.

7. Ignore the fucking snobs. Write that space zombie sex opera. Just give it some fucking soul.

8. If it’s not worth fucking reading, it’s not worth fucking writing. If it doesn’t make people laugh or cry or blow their fucking minds then why bother?

9. Don’t be the next Stephen King or the next Zadie Smith or the next Neil Gaiman or the next Jonathan Safran fucking Foer. Be the next fucking you.

10. Stories are fucking easy. PLOT OF EVERY BOOK EVER: Someone is looking for something. COMMERCIAL VERSION: They find it. LITERARY VERSION: They don’t find it. (That’s fucking it.)

11. No-one knows anything. Especially fucking me. Except:

12. Don’t kill off the fucking dog.

13. Oh, yeah, and lastly: write whatever you fucking want.

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Matt Haig, “Some Fucking Writing Tips” (via alcantrez)
Posted on 19th Mar at 12:17 PM
"You don’t need to know how to execute this equation for the level of this course but I think it’s important to look into the underlying concepts on your own so you could at least have an appreciation for what it entails"

-my chem prof this morning.

I swear that’s the most teacher thing I’ve ever heard

Posted on 19th Mar at 11:13 AM, with 2 notes
I adore looking through old photos, even if the nostalgia stings a little
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I adore looking through old photos, even if the nostalgia stings a little

Posted on 9th Mar at 4:30 AM, with 3 notes
ok story time

so before reading week my friend made me get the tinder app because I’d been teasing her about using it and I ended up going to coffee with actually the french version of sirius black (or how I’d imagine he’d be in his teenage years). like tall, shaggy hair, bass guitar playing (!!!), leather jacket wearing, really hot, idk. so she told me she’d also been seeing other girls which is totally understandable because hello I’m the wide eyed inexperienced freshman and she’d just met me. she also told me that she decided to ask me to coffee because I’m witty and made her laugh and the date went really well (I thought). we had coffee in this quaint little coffee shop in a sunny spot and talked about random shit but I’d been alone with myself all week until then and I had a lot of pent up self deprecation. by the end I couldn’t stop apologising for anything and I felt like I was wasting her time and I was just so overwhelmed by how much I actually liked her. idk I haven’t met anyone here at mcgill that I liked as much as her. or found as hot. anyway. so yeah I ended up overthinking after the date which doesn’t end well. 

so today I went to see her band play in actually the most underground hipster-y loft place I’ve ever seen. the bands playing were so indie, you’ve probably never even heard of the bands they played covers from. it was a beautiful experience. and she and I kept making eye contact and smiling during her set and I couldn’t believe I had a shot at the hottest girl around. so anyway just now she told me she’s officially seeing one of the other girls she’s met. a week ago I didn’t even know she existed and I’ve fallen so hard and so blindly. even going to the show I felt super casual and didn’t think things would work out but watching her play I just. and seeing her and I just. I just. I. I’m a blubbering idiot. I put on make up for this girl. fuck me.

it hurts a lot more than I’d like it to.

Posted on 2nd Mar at 2:14 PM, with 2 notes

my mom is going on a liking spree through all of my facebook pictures. I’m up to 30 notifications so far. mom what are you doing.

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